sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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adulthoodisokay:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

candycanetardis:

nicoleconner:


The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken.

oh my god

The reason we’re here…
Chicken

So the chicken came first

im deleting my blog

adulthoodisokay:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

candycanetardis:

nicoleconner:

The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken.

oh my god

The reason we’re here…

Chicken

So the chicken came first

im deleting my blog

(Source: sofapizza, via theywillliveagaininfreedom)

generichumour:

in french today our teacher told us that to say 80 you have to say “four twenty” and literally half the class whispered “blaze it” under their breaths

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izzy84075 asked: Is your Tumblr name a Bob's Burgers reference?

edwardspoonhands:

That Bob’s Burger’s episode was a Nerdfighteria reference…actually.

sweet-pea-soup:

mynotsowakinglife:

tyleroakley:

“8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need”

This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately! 

Brilliant

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thekanyewestwing:

beyonceclintonknopezieglergatsby:

Game of Democrats

 Watch the Thrones

amithereal:

I’M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS “VERY GOD” AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED “SUCH CHRISTIANITY” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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littlenymphs:

flamingdoodlem0nster:

rats-in-the-walls:

tumblarghdotcom:

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I always forget that “Nar Nar Goon” Is actually a place  hahahaha

omfg

Victoria is cooler then where ever the fuck you’re from

bringing this back

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